Archive for July, 2011

More than Kettle Corn

“I love you,” she said. “More than you love kettle corn?” he asked. “Of course!” she responded. “More than you love garlic stuff olives?” he asked. “That’s a close one,” she said… after a long pause. “I love you too,” he said.

I am the funniest person I know.

It is no secret that I love to laugh… ESPECIALLY at my own jokes. That being said, I’m not sure that everyone else really thinks my jokes are that funny all of the time. Especially my dearly beloved mother. Let me set the scene up for you. My boyfriend and I live together. I’m Irish Catholic. Put two and two together… So now that you get the situation, let me tell you about the funniest joke EVER. Over July Fourth weekend, both Matt and
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